(“He was very well-off,” she told me his pre-surgery erections were eight inches long.) When I pushed him, repeatedly, about his motivation, he finally stammered, “I don’t know. who had trouble explaining precisely what led him to get his Penuma in 2014. Consider the 39-year-old accountant from outside L.A. Among the many patients I interviewed for this story were several well-hung gentlemen who’d nonetheless paid Elist $13,000 to slice them open and enhance their penises with a sheath of silicone. If there’s one global, irrefutable truth, it’s that all men dream of being enormous-even the ones who are already big. “So we don’t have a small, we don’t have a medium.
“Nobody wants a small,” says James Elist, M.D., the Beverly Hills urologist who calls his invention the Penuma. The world’s most girth-tastic penis implant is available in three sizes: L, XL, and XXL.